Thursday, May 29, 2008

For Rent

FOR RENT

Almost new, gently broken in 2.75 year old with big blue eyes and blond hair. Very adorable and lovable. Available for rent during the day, evening or butt crack of dawn. Loves to play. Has a temper.
Likes: running away from his parents in crowded and unsafe areas, hitting/kicking/boxing his little brother AND mother for no apparent reason, screaming at high decibel levels to get ones attention, saying NO.

Dislikes: eating dinner, obeying, putting clothes or taking them off, veggies of any shape or form.

1 comment:

mirandam said...

LMAO! I'll rent him, anytime. Just send him over here while you go shop in town :) Kids would love to hang out with Mr. B.
Seriously.
(hugs) for the momma who's renting her child out...even though it's quite funny to read!