Is what I told Baylor at lunchtime after smashing a bee in our kitchen......
TEN MINUTES LATER: wailing, screaming and lots of tears as the "dead" bee, lovingly named Billy, stung Baylor in the thumb.
I SWEAR IT WAS DEAD!!!!
You can now add this to the list of things that almost killed, maimed or injured my child. Other things on the list include licking outlets, standing naked in a wet slippery wagon, touching hot space heater and poking sharp objects in eyeball. I am a good mom, I swear.