1. Wearing clothes...pants, shorts, shirts, socks, underwear...you name it, it sucks.
2. Sitting in their chair for the ENTIRE meal without getting up.
3. Dressing oneself (this only applies to the almost 4 year old who STILL refuses to dress himself and probably has something to do with numero uno...being naked all the time)
I'm not sure what it is with boys and nudity, but I don't hear stories of naked girls running around the house, standing in the middle of the yard waving at random cars or screaming like death when asked to put clothes on. Anyone with young girls want to reassure me that my children are perfectly normal, now is your chance.
I am also up for any and all suggestions about sitting at dinner. I've tried bribery, threatening and duct tape, none of which have worked. I would someday in the next 10 years like to take my children to eat at a public place and would prefer not chasing them down the isle or picking up grapes catapulted across the floor.
And on good days, they combine all THREE of these lovelies. We call that naked dinner time (Don't worry, only the children participate in these activity) So I guess I will continue with raising two nudists with ADD.