Now the art of booger smearing takes a keen mind and a stealth hand. Here are a few tips from Baylor:
1. Act like you're giving mom a hug and then ever so gently smear a booger on her pants where she can't find it until the lady behind her in the checkout line politely points out the mass of goo on her leg.
2. Pretend like you're really interested in the pictures in a book and point....with a booger on the end of your finger, then promptly smear. Repeat if necessary.
3. When laying in your bed when you are supposed to be sleeping, use boogers as magic markers on the wall. Although they don't show up very well, the texture is perfect.
4. My all time favorite....brother booger smearing. Little brothers make great moving targets for boogers. Extra points if you pretend to hug them and wipe it in their hair.
Now that I have completely gross all of you out.....I bid you adieu. Here's to a fun and booger free weekend!