Me: "Thanks for sharing....go poop then!"
Five minutes later....
Baylor: "Mooommmmmm! I pooped!!" (which is code for, please help me wipe my butt)
Me: "okay, I'll be right there" (which is code for, I'm so excited to wipe your butt....not really)
Baylor (grinning from ear to ear and showing me, using Vanna white hands)
"Look! It's humongous! It's super big! You should take a picture and show it to Daddy!"
Me: "Holy cow, did that just come out of you?"
Baylor: "Yes, isn't it cool...it's super huge!"
Me: "you have a super colon."
End of story. Good night. Amen.