I start the game with the letter L and before I even get the letter, "L" out of my mouth, Brody yells, "PEE PEE!" from the back seat.
Nice try son. Apparently we need to work on Brody's alphabet.
So we continue on with our little game and it's Baylor's turn to think of a body part and letter.
Baylor: "I'm thinking of a body part that starts with the letter, V!"
Me: (in my head, frantically thinking if we've had the boy and girl body parts conversation recently) "V, really...don't you mean, B?"
Baylor: "No, mom...I said V"
Me: (crap, there is no way he knows that word....you know...the lady parts word?) "uh....uh....uh....head?"
Baylor: "No mom, head starts with the letter H."
Me: "Indeed it does.....I was just testing you. Can you give me a hint?" (dear Lord, let it not have the word "private" in it!)
Baylor: "No way, you have to guess."
Me: "Okay....uh...vuh...vuh....vuh......." (now I can't stop giggling)
Baylor: "It's VEINS!"
Me: *sigh* "Oh, how could I have forgotten veins?!"
Moral of story: Do not play body part games with your kids....unless they're studying for med school.