PENIS. (It's okay, you can read it.....you can even say it out loud)
Where was I?
So we all know that my children have a hard time keep their clothes on for reasons that seem to elude me, and potty training makes an even better excuse to bare all. When the clothes come off, the weirdness with the pee pee begins. Just this last week I have had to stop dinner and have the, "please don't talk about your penis at the dinner table" conversation with two little boys who wouldn't stop giggling. I know it's normal....or maybe it's not?! Maybe my children are the only ones that think their pee pee's are weapons or try to pee on each other in the bathtub. Really. Do little girls do that?!
"Hey, Sally....I'm going to pee on you!! Haa ha ha ha ha!"
I don't think so.
I've also had to have the, "please get your hands out of your pants conversation" along with the, "the mailman doesn't need to see your pee pee" discussion. I know all of this is in good fun for little boys and we'll probably have many more pee pee discussions, all of which I am handing off to the man of the house from now on. I couldn't be happier with having two boys but there are just some things that will be left unanswered and covered up for that matter.