Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Things overheard at our house on any given day....


Where are you pants?

Will you tell me a story about a spinosaurus, edmontosaurus, pteradon and styrachosaurus?

Where is your shirt?

No you cannot eat a cold hot dog and pickles for breakfast.

Did you just wipe your nose on my pants?

Why are you naked?

That is not a weapon. No, neither is that.

How did you learn to dance like that?

Flush!

Wash your hands!

Didn't you just eat five minutes ago?

No you will not die from trying just one piece of lettuce.

Please get off the table.

Please get off the counter.

Please get out of the freezer.

Where are you pants?

I hope that's mud.

Be nice to your brother.

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